Spank Monkey Wines

Cruse Wine Co.

Monkey Jacket North Coast Red Blend 2019

Bargain find in Houston TX. Lovely blend of pepper, blackberries and cranberries and the slightest hint of effervescence that gives lift. Enjoyed outside in 90 degree Texas humidity and was light as a feather. Perfect example of the balance that can be achieved with California wines. — 6 hours ago


A Sticky End - Noble Sauvignon Blanc 2016

🎄 Advent Halfy Calendar Day 13 🎄

🎅 Santa says “I was going to make a joke about this wine but I got a slap from Mrs Claus 👋”

📝 I say if you like dessert wines this is a fabulous nicely balanced drop for the money I’d sure have again with rich cheeses 😍

⏩ 🍾 Mrs E got Duval Leoroy Brut NV

📍A Sticky End Noble Sauvignon Blanc 2016

🏵 89 points

🍇 Sauvignon Blanc

🍷 Rich golden yellow

👃 Peach & pineapple driven tropical fruits

👄 Med+ body of sweet syrupy and sticky rich chewy honey & sugared tropical fruits w/ a green toffee apple caramel undertone, apricot jam & a citrus spank

🎯 Long long long sweet gooey creamy buttery honeyed tropical fruit fest w/ apricot, apple & citrus
— 4 years ago

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Bodegas y Viñedos Vega Sicilia

Valbuena 5° Ribera del Duero Tempranillo Blend 2006

This £95 Valbuena 06 is @ it’s peak I’d say showcasing the ageing of a Vega 2nd 👍

🍷 Opaque ruby

👃 Smokey mashed chewy dark cherry, fresh charred oak, deep mocha & balsamic w/ herbs, prune & fig jam

👄 Med body of smooth cherry yummyness w/ a soft mocha & liquorice balsamic date spank

🎯 Med+ creamy cherry date mocha lip licking goodness into a double choc cherry n raspberry gateaux goo 😍
— 4 years ago

Chris, Peter and 25 others liked this

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Rosé Blend

Best Rosé I’ve had, but I’m not a huge rosé fan hence the rating. But it’s good! — 4 years ago

Kerloo Cellars

Stone Tree Vineyard Malbec

Spank my ass and call me Sally! Very well constructed Malbec — 4 years ago

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Hundredth Monkey Red Blend 2012

A great Colorado red blend. Dark red color. Nose of boxwood and cherries, somewhat light. Medium bodied. Slightly jammy, taste of berries and slight bit of spice. Finish diminishes quickly. — 2 years ago

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Black Cat Vineyard

Zinfandel 2016

Spank my ass and call me Sally, I love me this wine!!!! Simply a perfect zinfandel. Decanted for an hour, spices galore! — 4 years ago

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Petit Verdot

Dry. Not a lot of depth. But good drinking. Slight bitterness. — 4 years ago

Post House

Golden Monkey Shiraz Blend 2016

Janvier 2018 - Agréablement surpris par ce vin. Jeune et déjà puissant et plein d'arômes. — 5 years ago