Paranoia
California Pinot Grigio
California, USA
Absolutely awful. A full mouth of sour and bitter. Don't bother trying.
Absolutely awful. A full mouth of sour and bitter. Don't bother trying.
Aug 7th, 2016
Remember that one candy you had as a kid that was really good and you've spent a little too much time as an adult looking for? As you unwrap the sugary goodness you can't help but talk up how awesome it is to your waiting friends. Talking it into a god like ambrosia that you, the benevolent sovereign, willingly gift their tastebuds. With a great flourish you bestow upon them this heavenly treat and with eyes closed, you get to taste it again. Your eyes pop open as you see your friends' faces mirror your own. That look of having smelled something vaguely not right and confusion. Then you remember that you were sick and unable to really taste anything when you first tried it as a kid. Yeah, it's like that.
Remember that one candy you had as a kid that was really good and you've spent a little too much time as an adult looking for? As you unwrap the sugary goodness you can't help but talk up how awesome it is to your waiting friends. Talking it into a god like ambrosia that you, the benevolent sovereign, willingly gift their tastebuds. With a great flourish you bestow upon them this heavenly treat and with eyes closed, you get to taste it again. Your eyes pop open as you see your friends' faces mirror your own. That look of having smelled something vaguely not right and confusion. Then you remember that you were sick and unable to really taste anything when you first tried it as a kid. Yeah, it's like that.
May 7th, 2016
