Theorem Vineyards

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Hundredth Monkey Red Blend 2011

A truly great Colorado wine! Love this stuff. Medium to full body, great balance of tannins. Dark purple color. — 24 days ago

Barnett Vineyards

Estate Bottled Rattlesnake Hill Cabernet Sauvignon 2015

Kirk F
9.2

As always, excellent. Shown up by the Theorem tonight, however! — 8 months ago

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Underrated

Theorem Vineyards

Diamond Mountain District Cabernet Sauvignon 2014

2014 Voir Dire. n. an oath taken by jurors to tell the truth. Crisp & clean. Hints of light tobacco and soft corinthian leather with a light fruit finish. Smooth and silky. Great with a hearty meal of slow cooked pot roast and earthy mushroom rice. 👍🏼 — a year ago

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@Shay A 🙏 Can’t wait to get together again. Had the Habers over yesterday and your name came up. Cheers, brother! 🍷
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@Isaac Pirolo : It can’t come too soon! Need to get you and the Theorem team to Fort Worth to do some tastings! And I love the Habers and their wines! Such kind people with killer juice.
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@Shay A Can’t wait to do that and get to the Habers.

Theorem Vineyards

Diamond Mountain District Merlot 2017

Shay A
9.3

Thanksgiving wine number two. A total baby, but wanted to check in on it since it’s the first vintage for merlot from the Theorem team (and I love their other wines). Toes the line between being a “cab lovers merlot” and a classic merlot. Dusty, baked mixed berry pie, high percentage dark chocolate, violets and cedar on the nose. Due to its age, oak plays a big role up front but softens toward the middle and finish. The fruit, mainly red and black, is underripe and tart...black cherries, dark plums, currant, dates and a dash of baking spices. Benefitted nicely from a decant. — 3 months ago

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Oh...BTW...I closed out last night w/ your other options. Bloody marvelous!!! 🍷👍
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are they on DIAMOND MT? or is it bought fruit?
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@Joshua Fisher : They are on Diamond, just a short walk from The Vineyardist winery is located. Theorem’s merlot, Voir Dire Cab and Hawk’s Prey red are all estate fruit. They also introduced a Sauv Blanc and a chard this year but those two wines are solely purchased fruit from Moon Mountain.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Rosé Blend

Best Rosé I’ve had, but I’m not a huge rosé fan hence the rating. But it’s good! — a year ago

J.L. Vergnon

Resonance Millesime Blanc de Blancs Champagne 2008

One of a handful of bubbles that we’ve been offering our guests at Theorem upon arrival. We’ll have some whites coming next year, but until then we start with Champagne (and even then it’ll probably stay part of the program because everyone at Theorem loves Champagne). This is the Champagne equivalent of a lemon bar, minus the sugar and add in the chalk and lees. Killer bubbles. — a year ago

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@Shay A Indeed. Looking forward to that and I can’t wait to show you Theorem!
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@Shay A is a hoodlum @Isaac Pirolo be careful he’s bad to the bone
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@Bill Bender fair warning... Sounds like we’re two peas in a pod.... 😈😂

Urban Winery

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rosé Blend

6.15- camping w my favorite man and red wine - couldn’t be happier :) — 8 months ago

Theorem Vineyards

Voir Dire Diamond Mountain District Cabernet Sauvignon 2015

Waited awhile before opening my 2nd bottle, nose is more expressive now, smooth bottle.
No decant time just pop & pour tonight,
I’ll decant the rest tomorrow for the day 2 test
Well its 3am, couldn’t sleep, so had another glass or two🤷🏼‍♂️😬, even better just a few hours later
— 9 months ago

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Didn’t even know about the 13 & 14, I was late to the party. Are the 16’s out yet @Isaac Pirolo ?
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You’re right on time. Officially, the 16 Voir Dire hasn’t been released. Unofficially, it’s making appearances in the tasting room and is available to anyone who has already bought wines from Theorem (i.e. email isaac@theoremvineyards.com and get the hookup).
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@Isaac Pirolo : Boom! Sending you an email.

Dom Pérignon

Brut Champagne Blend 2009

All the fruit is in at Theorem. Our Voir Dire blocks came in heavier than expected and the fruit looks great, so we’re excited to see the 2018 become wine.

As for the Dom, I tasted the 2006 at Promontory on Friday, followed by the 2009 later that day at Theorem and felt like the 2009 needed a little time, but after processing 8+ tons of fruit today, the 2009 was perfect. Both
@Shay A and @Antonio Galloni ‘s notes are excellent and I have nothing to add other than it’s really, really delicious (harvest exhaustion affects the vocabulary...).
— a year ago

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@Isaac Pirolo please email info on Theorem! And comparing @Shay A notes to @Antonio Galloni that’s heady stuff!! I’m seeing young Shay next week, I will bask in his glow.
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@Isaac Pirolo Great pic Cheers 🥂
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@Bill Bender Hahaha. Nice. Send me an email at isaac@theoremvineyards.com and I’ll add you to the list.