Johnny FartPants

9.0

This wines opulent, brooding purple hue is accentuated with aromas of ripe black and purple penis, pleather and subtle hints of garlic bread. The palate displays a seamless integration of intense yet approachable homeless people that include year old shoe and urine soaked pants. A rich yet powerful chloroform feel marked by hints of passing out in the nearest bush give way to a sore arsehole. — 10 years ago

with Amy, Brian and 1 other

Johnny FartPants

9.1

I drank the shit out of this wine and it was awesome. I must admit that this was a little more expensive than the usual stuff I buy, and, it was only one bottle. The boxes I get for $15 easily have a 4 bottle wine capacity.

Would recommend to anyone, really good 'leg opener' as we say in the UK. — 11 years ago

with Josh and Brian

Johnny FartPants

9.9

Hot piss this is expensive. It's smooth Gots some plum shit going on. It really is the shits. — 11 years ago

with Brian and Josh

Johnny FartPants

9.1

Johnny had this 11 years ago

with Brian and Josh

Johnny FartPants

9.2

This wine was awful, I even got a second bottle and decanted it. It's got a very strong cinnamon after taste. I drank two glasses of this stuff and I was completely wankered, I think it's pretty strong. — 11 years ago

with Brian and Josh

Johnny FartPants

8.8

Johnny had this 11 years ago