Gabby Freeman

9.0

The brilliance of this wine's bottle design is only outshone by the tangy exuberance of its contents. Pairs well with Cheetos Puff Spirals. — 9 years ago

Gabby Freeman

8.0

Acidic red with tangy tongue tones. Watch out, after a few glasses this wine will make you want to slap yo mama. The playful notes will make your inner Chris Brown sit up and dance. — 9 years ago

Gabby Freeman

9.2

Sineann is a bottle full of pure explosive pleasure. Even the unusual glass cork could potentially be reused as a butt plug, if you're into that sort of thing. Either way, it's a tasty treat. — 9 years ago

Gabby Freeman

8.8

Like the Bordelaise themselves, this wine is bitter at first and occasionally even sighs aloud at your less-than-perfect French accent. However, after a glass or two, it mellows and becomes enjoyable. It's no St. Emilion or Haut-Médoc, but it's still a Bordeaux. — 9 years ago

Gabby Freeman

8.6

This fruit-filled bottle of fun gets you higher than the actual summit of K2, then brings you right down to boogie town. Savory, spicy, makes decisions dicey. Three and a half thumbs up. — 9 years ago