This is a Cabernet Sauvignon for the masses. Unpretentiously on par for any collector of rat pornography, Red Lobster memorabilia, a philanthropic patron of koala chlamydia treatment or activist taking on coal barons. There might be better but none have the charisma of a horse channeling John Oliver, John Cena’s twin separated by a quirk in the space-time continuum. We might never find a wine like this ever again.
This is a Cabernet Sauvignon for the masses. Unpretentiously on par for any collector of rat pornography, Red Lobster memorabilia, a philanthropic patron of koala chlamydia treatment or activist taking on coal barons. There might be better but none have the charisma of a horse channeling John Oliver, John Cena’s twin separated by a quirk in the space-time continuum. We might never find a wine like this ever again.
Jul 5th, 2026
Napa Valley, California, USA
