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Chateau Ste. Michelle

Columbia Valley Pinot Gris 2015

This wine is shady. Shady like the app-based overlords at Delectable who decided to flood this lovely space with low-rent ads. I came here to read about dope wine. If I wanted to sext with bots, I'd have been on Ashley Madison. Didn't these technocrats listen to Justin Timberlake in The Social Network? Ads aren't cool. Sleep well in your mid-century Silicon Valley bungalows; you are ruining the most beautiful app of the 21st century. #shady #delectable #ads #resist — 7 years ago

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