The bible says Jesus the Nazearan arose from the grave on the third day to ascend into heaven...in reality he arose to go get another bottle of this wine — 9 years ago
If this wine was on tinder I would swipe right... — 9 years ago
My first Chicago experience...this wine makes — 7 years ago
If United would have offered this wine instead of an 800 dollar voucher they would have had multiple volunteers — 8 years ago
There are very few wines you can spit your dip juice in and go "hmm this is still pretty good" — 9 years ago
Usually I feel obligated to pound a 30 rack of keystone before I drink wine...with this vintage I don't... — 9 years ago
If you feel like you have been a little heavy handed swiping left on tinder...drink a bottle of this and 96% of your swipes will be right! — 7 years ago
The common saying is "if (insert enemy's name) was on fire I wouldn't piss on them to put them out. If my enemy was on fire I would douse them with this wine because it's worse than piss and being on fire! — 8 years ago
When a tornado is ripping through your neighborhood and you have to choose between your best friend or this bottle of wine to keep safe in the basement...you will choose this exquisite wine — 9 years ago
Mike Knight
Picture this, you’re thirty years old and haven’t left the house in three months due to a pandemic. You decide to virtual drink and talk with friends from high school, what wine pairs with this...boom nailed it black box! — 5 years ago