I drink wine because it makes me feel pretty inside.
I’m watching a Star Wars marathon, so this wine just seemed appropriate. Wow, the force is with this wine. It’s tasty, like dark side tasty. Not many Meticlorides or tannins, but it definitely strikes back. It hit me like a gundark and brings back memories of Beggar’s Canyon. It’s light, like the dialogue on Coruscant. It’s the kind of rebel I like as it came with a low price point and no resistance. Help me Obi-Wine Kenobi, I need more of this wine. — 3 days ago
It’s been a while since I’ve rated a wine. Nothing felt like it was worthy of a rating. That changed. You changed me. Your blackberry notes made me a better man. Your dry coffee aftertaste taught me to live again. Bless you Sparkman. — 25 days ago
Manimal was an American action–adventure series in 1983. The show centered on the character Dr. Jonathan Chase, a shape-shifting man who can turn himself into any animal he chooses. He uses this ability to help the police solve crimes. Until drinking this wine, I thought watching Manimal was what sucked most in my life. — 4 months ago
Heavy. Wild. It’s like Melissa McCarthy. I like her. She makes me laugh. — 4 months ago
Nose nose oh powerful nose.
Taste...it’s no nose. It’s okay. A tad watery. A tad bland. It’s the TJ Hooker of wines. You want to like it, it’s got the parts. It’s got a young Heather Locklear...am I still talking about the wine??? — 4 months ago