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Dylan Thomas

347 wines • 29 followers • 15 following

The Eyrie Vineyards

Chasselas Doré 2022

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9.0

Dylan had this a month ago

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Mail Road

Mt. Carmel Vineyard Pinot Noir 2017

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9.2

First swirl—legs run slow, got that elegant grip,
Ruby red robe with a velvet-laced drip.
Nose hits like poetry, rhymes from the vine:
Crushed cherries, rose petals, and that forest floor pine.
Hints of cola, dry herbs, and a whisper of clove,
Silky aromatics from the Sta. Rita Grove.

On the tongue, it’s finesse—ain’t no flex, just flow,
Bright acid in the rhythm, tannins smooth like whoa.
Strawberries play jazz with a mushroomy groove,
Earthy mid-palate got that terroir move
— 4 months ago

Bouchard Père et Fils

Beaune du Château 1er Cru Pinot Noir 2020

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Dylan Thomas

8.9

Dry pinot — 6 months ago

Franz Proidl

Senftenberger Freiheit Grüner Veltliner

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Dylan Thomas

9.0

🦪 🦪 — 3 months ago

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R. López de Heredia

Viña Tondonia Reserva Rioja Tempranillo Blend 2012

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9.1

Rioja — 3 months ago

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Vinhos Barbeito

10 Years Old Reserva Velha Madeira Verdelho

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Dylan Thomas

9.1

Last pairing — 6 months ago

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Dierberg

Sta. Rita Hills Chardonnay 2050

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Dylan Thomas

9.1

#2 — 6 months ago

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

That 2050 vintage is 🔥

Rudi Pichler

Wösendorfer Hochrain Smaragd Grüner Veltliner 2023

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Dylan Thomas

9.2

$30 at my local Gtown wine shop. Chugged down fast. I’d buy it again — 3 months ago

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Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

Pichler grunted mmmmmm

Rombauer Vineyards

Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc 2023

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Dylan Thomas

9.0

Citrus slice precise like a scalpel slash.

Lime peel, green apple, it’s a tongue reaction,
Gooseberry funk, now that’s chemical satisfaction.
Aromatics hit like alien spores,
Givin’ tastebuds tours through interstellar doors.

Acidic but smooth, like vinyl in the lab,
No oak cloak — just stainless swag.
I diagnose it: crisp, dry, a clean incision
— 4 months ago

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Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

Chat Gpt reviews Rombauer. We’ve truly reached the end times.
Dylan Thomas

Dylan Thomas

That’s a review from Doctor Sommagonacologist @Turd Ferguson p
Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

Tastes like bees flying around your rectum

Echigo Tsurukame

Junmai Ginjo Sake

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Dylan Thomas

9.3

Wow sake made with wine yeast — 6 months ago

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