"People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive." ~Blaise Pascal~YTZ adjacent. Ex-empl...
Fragile ice crackles beneath yellow velvet thigh-highs in a field of sourdough; in the distance, Dax Shepard does dirt bike tricks in Daisy Dukes. — 21 days ago
Your X-man power is berries; you look GREAT in tights. — a month ago
When you drink this wine, the rumour that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a lookalike named Melissa in 2003 becomes true. — a month ago
Michael Burnham scans a dense, translucent orb of crystalline smoothness and discovers it is the sweetest thing in this quadrant of the galaxy. — 20 days ago
A baseball team of apples plays a game of pickup with baguette bats and balls of angel food cake. There’s an umpire for some reason, who turns out is a unicorn. — a month ago
Beat poet firefighters hose down a smokey bush fire with strawberry milkshake deep in the canyons of California, set to a soundtrack of the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s greatest hits. — 20 days ago