Maximizing the subjectivity of wine tasting notes. YTZ adjacent. Ex-employee of Vineland Estates. I'll try anything. Once.
Apricot Kimmy Schmidt serves pretzelled grapefruit to a room full of Baldwins. — 2 years ago
Your whole damn life has turned into a giant Sex and the City tour; you suspect you're the Samantha. Big pulls up in a stretch lime-o and hands you a pineapple made from black liquorice. — 2 years ago
Sipping this on the observation deck of your zeppelin as you lift off from your private island through a rainstorm, all lashing water and mist until you break through the clouds into a pink and orange sunset; your phone rings. "John Wick" you say as you answer. — 2 years ago
Hanging out on Molly Ringwald's yacht with Tom Selleck's moustache in a private bay just off the coast of the big island listening to Nirvana covers and dreaming of Portland. — 2 years ago