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8.8

Gurl for 16.99 this is like a meh Riesling I can have with sushi and fruity desserts. Somewhat like battery acid, yet i taste the potential! — 17 days ago

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9.2

I guess I’m Ween now. Chocolate and cheese and Pinot. And it’s güd. Slightly effervescent fruit pop. Good with the cheese and crackers but even better with my 72% Colombian chocolate. — 2 months ago

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9.0

Raisin tight enough; no character yet.
20 minutes later: Ooh light cherry cola! Had it with my weirdly chocolate tasting homemade soba. I guess seaweed, tsuru no moto, tamari, egg, sesame oil caramelize in the mouth and make this wine like a trip to 7-Eleven in 1986. Me likie. — 3 months ago

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9.0

I mean, bloody rubber balloon and a weird velvet label for 16.99? Haaay. Not funky, would go well with not fried calamari, or the Chinese version. Can’t wait until my cheese reaches room temperature. Happy Wednesday in Hell’s Kitchen. — 4 months ago

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9.0

How is it possible that this is like 17.99 or whatever, in a dusty ass shop in NYC? Willamette Valley Pinot; really?? Honestly tastes fine! Not gripping, rounded, some fruit. — 21 days ago

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9.0

Cheapie screw top liter from the dusty place around the corner and … ok! Warm blood standard shet. I can imagine it would go well with harder sharper cheeses actually. I can taste some raisiny tannin. Not bad! 13.99, 70% Syrah, 30% Grenache. Wish I had a mahkluba. — 2 months ago

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8.9

Suspiciously cheap. Let’s see if Wilfred knows his shet. Had over Taiwanese beef sweet potato noodle soup.

Verdict: Mm good! Kinda like warmed blood though. Can’t tell if the people yelling outside my window are jovial or about to shoot each other. — 4 months ago

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8.8

Perfectly clarifying bland. For 16.99 that’s fine. It doesn’t taste like straw or syrup or grass or grain. Hell, even slightly sweet. Wish I had fresh cantaloupe and raspberries and such instead of this miserable brown ice winter in Manhattan. — 2 months ago

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8.8

2021 in 2026, 91 on Wine Enthusiast (no Wilfred Wong on the east coast aye?), and only 13.99. With sad ass late night pizza. Clay butt blood morning breath but yet as expected! Passes. — 2 months ago

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8.8

Happy Thanksgiving alone in NYC past midnight over pizza to me. This is suspicious because it was 24.99 at a dusty shop but on the “staff favorites” shelf.
OK! Light blood and rubber dental gloves. Not much character but non offensive. It’ll do, pig. — 4 months ago