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8.9

You know what? On a “eff this, eff my job, eff everything” Friday, this is just what the doctor ordered. No, I’m not getting watermelon strawberry fantasy. But at least I’m not getting butt funk rosé. Where my fried chicken? — 6 months ago

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9.1

This is Clarksburg, not St. Olof or Zemjla. As always, amazing with Emilia’s pizza. — a year ago

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9.7

So great. Strawberry, flowers, perfect with sushi. — a year ago

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8.9

Fine, standard issue, no weird funk, but no magic. — 9 months ago

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9.0

I remember it being quite good, and it’s for a good cause. Secret fancy shet. — 10 months ago

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9.3

Immediate internal dialogue reaction: “Damn that’s good!” It skipped the rubber balloon tightness, has zero funk, and has a pleasant, mellow candy quality. And it was chayp. Now to have some greazy chicken with this. — a year ago

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8.5

Whoops; let this sit too long. Vinegar, with just a hint of its former raspberry glory. Edited hours later: Mm good dark raspberry jam. — 10 months ago

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8.9

Deep. But I think it was pricey? — a year ago

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9.7

Chayp, cherry, dark strawberry; omg so good; and it ain’t even a cru. Imbibed alongside fatty duck. — a year ago

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9.0

2008, oops. Either it’s good I accidentally opened this on my own or I’m mean. Needs manchego dang it, and all I’ve got is this hobo pizza a made. Not past it, funky in the right ways. And it may have been cheap.

I hour later after said pizza: Weirdly, it’s all chocolate cherry. — a year ago