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Sparkling Moscato Peach Bubbly

Refreshing, sweet, light on the palette. Just bubbly enough. Highly recommend — 5 months ago

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Milan Nestarec

99 Problems But Bitch Ain’t One Zweigelt

Incredible!! Cherry flavored, bright, low acid, incredibly drinkable. I’m in love — 5 years ago

Andreas Huber - Az. Agr. Pacherhof

Kerner

Maxwell Burns
9.4

One of the oldest wineries in the world. The kerner is like the most dumbed down nz sauv blanc that was brutally bitch slapped by one of the best dry Austrian Rieslings. — 7 years ago

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Domaine des Chazelles

Vieilles Vignes Viré-Clessé Chardonnay 2019

Cam VD
9.0

Does perfume mean "shit my grandma sprayed on before church"?? Gross. But it has that - however I'd call it "butterscotch coffee table treat + lilac "that bitch is stinky but better than grandma's cigarettes" in terms of nose. Also the nose fucks my macerated pear bussy. Giving me cobbler vibes - Hallélooh! In terms of tongue, she sits like a mineral princess on a southern porch swing - green apple and green grape with a micro green or basil down-played bitch slap to make me comfortable being THAT BITCH! Welcome - I'm that bitch and I love this! — 2 years ago

Jones Family Vineyard

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 2002

David T
9.6

2002 is such a beautiful vintage IMHO. In many ways, I think even better than 07. We’ll see in five years from now as I lack a time machine.

I’ve said this a couple of times over my nearly 4,200 Delectable notes. There is no amount of decanting a young wine that can reproduce the beauty, elegance, florals, integration, balance and finish as long bottle age. If you are buying expensive Cabernets and drinking them young, you are simply short changing yourself out of your deep investment.

This largely under known Napa producer is a shining example of that tonight. Proof in the pudding so to speak.

The nose reveals, sweet, ripe, lush, ruby, slightly baked/liqueured fruits of; blackberries, black raspberries, black cherries, black plum, understated blueberries and baked strawberries haunt the backend. Dark Asian & Indian spices, black licorice to anise, sweet tarriness, black tea, dark expresso, crushed dry rocks, limestone minerals, herbal notes, mint, incense, graphite, dark chocolate, caramel & mocha, dry top soil, moist clay, dark rich, turn earth with fresh & withering; dark, red, purple, blue flowers & just a touch of violets.

The body is; round, rich & luxurious. The tannins still have baby teeth and show chewy tarriness. The tension, structure, length and balance have hit their peak. It’s not going to improve, it will simply show you descending changes which, can be quite enjoyable but, not necessarily for the ones that appreciate wines young. Interesting, none the less, for the ones that enjoy all sides/aspects of wine evolution. Sweet, ripe, lush, ruby, slightly baked/liqueured fruits of; blackberries, black raspberries, black cherries, black plum, mulberries, boysenberries, more blue fruits than the nose, cherries and baked strawberries haunt the backend. Dark Asian & Indian spices with just the right amount of heat, black licorice to anise, sweet tarriness, black tea, dark expresso, crushed dry rocks, limestone minerals, herbal notes, mint, graphite, dark chocolate, caramel & mocha, dry top soil, moist clay, dark rich, turn earth, fresh tobacco, suede style leather, saddle-wood with fresh & withering; dark, red, purple, blue flowers & just a touch of violets. The ABV on this wine is really nice given today’s hotter wines. Climate change, it’s a bitch. The round acidy is as good as it gets. The long, excellent, elegant, rich, ripe, ruby, gorgeous, sexy, floral, perfectly balanced finish falls into persistent heaven.

This is a gorgeous example of what Napa Valley is capable of in grand vintages, if you have good storage & can show patience.

Photos of; an arial view of Jones Family Winery, patio tasting area, beautiful Jones Family Cabernet fruit and their amazing vineyards.
— 5 years ago

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Peggy Hadley

@David T Really nice notes. Sounds like a wine I would really enjoy. We drink way too many wines too young.
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Paul T HB

Amazing how the very exspensive wines get the high ratings, scarecrow automatically 10 because of the name as with many others. Tasted blind this would punish many of the big names that 3 times the cost

Caymus Vineyards

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 2019

J
9.8

$80-$100

The One And Only Caymus. A Classic.

Bit of a basic bitch, but still a killer
— 3 years ago

Needy Bitch

Purebred Red Blend

Lovely red blend! Enjoyed it with Parmesan truffle fries and bruschetta on a sunny Saturday afternoon! — 5 years ago

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Lido Bay

Bitch Tongue Pinot Noir

Yum. Light, cherry, big flavor — 5 years ago

Eric Pfifferling (Domaine de l'Anglore)

L'Anglore Véjade Pays de la Vaunage Mourvedre 2015

The most twisted joke that has ever been played on Mourvèdre...and definitely making the call here at absolute hands down number one expression of the Mourvèdre grape I have ever had. Eric pfifferling makes every red grape his bitch in the best possible way, this is no exception. — 7 years ago

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