#ballsohard

Franzia

Extra Dry California Champagne Blend

#ballsohard

This was truly disgusting. Circa 74 (?) With the crappy plastic stopper.

So.
Very.
Awful.

Much like a blonde viewed across a smokey barroom at midnight from a distance the label appeared enticing. But once up close the truth was revealed.

Horrid. Again likely 45 years past its prime, assuming it ever had a prime. The nose hinted at evening burnouts performed by a clapped out '97 honda civic. This gave way to a quick taste of battery acid (dont ask) on the pallette, followed by an un explainable urge to kick myself in my own groin for daring to pop this cork. But continue we must.

Able to imbibe this liquid strictly in the name of science the rubber smell gave way to gun powder, and fireworks. Sort of like sparklers burning the flesh of a small child unwilling to heed their parents warnings to stay away.

The finish you ask? That groin kick comes to mind again. Like a bad date it just never seemed to end
— 8 years ago