Sibarita's Selection Pinot Noir

I'm worried about the baroness ... She ordered a Chilean Pinot... I ventured in after reading the bottle which promised fruits, smoke and "voluptuousness". I once juiced too much and ended up mistaking a toy velociraptor for a large piece of roast beef... It was more voluptuous than this wine... It is a weak, watery, vinegary bottle which ignores the front part of the the chamber, it hits the back of the throat like a tablespoon of cod liver oil... Baroness is in the dog house.... Bacchus is crying and wondering what is wrong with the Baroness..... The search continues .....@Delectablewine Delectablewine